When One Guy Just Isn't Enough

Girl: Please, gang rape me.

-- Sony Studios, CA

Dietary Needs

Guy #1: I used to drink a half a gallon of milk a day.

Guy #2: Are you Mormon?

Guy #1: No, why?

Guy #2: 'Cause Mormon's drink crazy milk.

-- Sony Studios, CA

Sex Games

Girl: Star Wars is for foreplay only.

-- Sony Studios, CA

Too Many Makeover Shows

Guy #1: It's the Scientology Makeover.

Guy #2: Which is a really good show. Have you seen it?

Guy #1: Yeah. Every show starts at 6 am with the host saying 'Good Morning, Cruise family'.

-- Sony Studios, CA

Free Food!!!

Guy: I was in New York right after 9/11 and everything was free.

Girl: Yeah, because you were looting.

--Sony Studios, CA

Future Plans

Female Picketer: I'm gonna make the "The Girls of the WGA" Playboy spread happen. I just have to lose 30 pounds first.

-- Sony Studios, CA

Be Careful With That

Girl who was just hit in the face with a strike sign: Have some sign awareness, bitch!

-- Fox Studios, CA